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		<title><![CDATA[A new guy]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[1.] A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FRE...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/af96e9a788164051ba12865bf8bd1e59.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[2.] 10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmastrees you have had in ...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/ae02421d893c4bb79e25dc8f5bcf88ff.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons Women Want Men To S]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[3.] 1.  They like the words.
2.  Girls, at times, think that the "words" are importa...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/1fd5f4f4d81c40e4982edbeb9e1bac4e.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Perfect Penis]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[4.] There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods.  The little
girl asked the...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/e98122280d7b426f87c7c014b2542c22.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Laws Of Unreliability]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[5.] 1.Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. 2.At the source...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/5ea5b7eb31ce471596b6d927fd730fa9.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[6.] 1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/4de8dd13b6be4f4c8b752935561647cc.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A short history of medicine]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[7.] "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 
1000 B.C. - "T...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/8d5a98f8e5894e208fa2dfe141af9630.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to use an ATM machine...]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[8.] MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine. 
2. Wind down your car window 
3. In...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/cafed6cccd454579be86e4c9bb8b0313.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A School-report]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[9.] The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by hi...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/ef1c2f4a2a3643699f6476068a579691.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[When do people talk least]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[10.] A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
A: Why?
B: Because February is the ...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/c5816473d12041d3be26d576fda0cce5.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[three girls]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[11.] Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were 
swimming fr...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/ae51df6e5eb6420a94ac62f69a33ab09.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Lying Sermon]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[12.] A minister told his congregation, 
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of ...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/50404d70893941bf87c9afb58d7950b1.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[cost of tooth]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[13.] Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled? 
Dentist : $90.00. 
Patient : $90....]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/aae9a084bf9048879fb9ffc7564d023f.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[all of me]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[14.] Teacher: "Where were u born?"  
Student: "Singapore, 
Sir." Teacher: "Which part...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/f188c400c3b84230a8363307d2c36159.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[how did shakespeare write master pi]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[15.] Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master 
pieces?" 
College studen...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/e99185297f5e499a9126a6e87b4a409b.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[say sorry]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[16.] Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and 
say sorry to her" 
Son : ...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/24d411d972694700813abedddb185f75.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Pillsbury Doughboy Died]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[17.] It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeas...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/6cee9ad50c944bb5afea33bdc7e67bb5.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Prison VS. Work Debate]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[18.] IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.AT WORK..you spen...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/bfb1654389854092bc2e0232a9ae37ac.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How many lawyers does it take to ch]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[19.] "How many can you afford?"It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.Two. On...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/61e377079b5f461c8eb51a60bab50930.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The blonde and the farmer]]></title>
        
		<description><![CDATA[[20.] There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The j...]]></description>
		<link>http://fun.datang.net/joke/english/80ce5105ef9442d19c5f55f44778ec39.htm</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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